swedish wolf by you.

I am sooo mad I could spit. Not at the boys (they battled hard). Not even at Breezy for sucking. I am mad and disappointed at Wayne and Co. There is no way in hockey heaven that Telly should not have been starting that game…except poor decision making. Well that and inconsistency. How can the boys believe a word that man says after tonight?

Did he not say the roster that wins starts the next game? Did he not keep KT out of the VAN game (the first time we played in KT’s home town)simply because of this stated rule? Serious error in judgement. Coulda jump started KT into the stratosphere. Soooo, Telly has been kicking ass and not bothering with the names for 3 straight games and he gets the hook for SJS game? WTF? Apparently that lil rule doesn’t apply to every body kinda like the JoVo rules are different.

gretz the turd by you.

What happened Wayne? Were you getting nervous that your backup goalie, your underpaid, under used, under recognised goalkeeper was workin the shit out yo 4 million dollar superstar? Everyone is jumping Breezy’s case this mornin. He isn’t totallly at fault… TPTB should have their asses kicked for this one. Your big boy is havin a really bad patch…recognise. Bring him back for the Kings game (ONLY if Telly had lost this one)…ease him back into the net. Work his ass like a government mule in practices. Have both goalie coaches work him (hell between Burke and Fuhr something should click, right?) But don’t throw him out there in the pressure cooker that is a Sharks-on-a-streak game….not when Mikael the-force-is-with-me Tellqvist is this hot. Are you afraid to challenge Bryz w/ a goalie tandem situation? If Breezy can’t handle the heat, he shouldn’t have stepped into the kitchen. And since when is a lil competition not healthy? Bryz gets his net back when he earns it, not because he’s the perceived #1 and not until Telly loses…Its as simple as that.

Is this the year? The year of the Swedish Wolf? Could be, but we’ll probably never know if Gretzky and Co keep doin the man crush on Breezy. OH WAIT! We’ll know, when Telly doen’t resign with us, moves on to a division rival and becomes their #1 guy and whips our asses 6 times per season…Yeah yeah, Breezy’s our number one guy. yeah yeah without Bryz we woulda sucked even worse than we already usually do. But this doesn’t guarantee him a damn thing. He’s got to work to earn his ice time just like everyone else. You suck? You don’t play…Its as simple as that.

So who’s fault is it? ummm maybe we should look even deeper… maybe the goalie coaching IS the problem? We’ve had some pretty decent talent come in here w/ good skills and reputations…over a period of time they start to suck… they get dumped and go on to other teams to be adequate if not down right good. Just something to think about while I’m already feelin pissy, why not spread the wealth of blame, there’s plenty to go around…

Get your head out Wayne…seriously, own your error, don’t bother callin Byz out in the press. bryz doghouse by you.

Still so pissed,the coulda been scenario is still making my brain bleed. SJS post mortem (a lot less vitriolic) will follow shortly.

thanx for the graphix Q (davidaebischer.net)

November 30, 2008, 9:01 am    |   Tags: misc    |      6 Comments »


Well it is apparently time to make the Sharks miserable again. The venerable fish folks are sittin on a relly sweet rcord right now…and you know how we love to crash a Pacific Division rival’s record party. (19-3-1) and looking for a 7th straight win as they swim into Jobbing.com arena, here’s hoping we can put the kabosh on them just like last game.

Unfortunately the alien is back in the net. Nabakov has been a particularly ugly puzzle for us in recent memory and it will take all of the boys to be on their best to get anything past him. Telly looks to get the start and has been sizzling hot. Facing the hot handed Boyle and Clowe, as well as the ever dangerous Big Joe, lil Joe, the other Michalek, Pretty Patty Marleau… damn! does this list ever stop? Oh and don’t forget that lil baby faced assasin Setoguchi! May the underdawg win!

We have managed to curb the Sharks tendency to devour our youngin in 4 of the last 5 contests. I can only hope that containment continues. These boys will come in hungry (no one likes losing to us cellar dwellers) and with a franchise tying record on the line, that will be even more on their minds.

Telly hasn’t done that well with these guys but since he apparently has bought new forcefield maybe that changes with this game. Our unlikely suspects need to be joined by every single player tonight. This is a game in which the big guns need to really BE the big guns and allow the youngins to contribute, rather than do the heavy lifting.

I have no clue what the lines look like for either side but we’ll probably look a lot like the last 3 contests with the addition of the Beast and Dmo. Only Torrey Mitchell and Olli Coyote are on the injury list for both sides.

DO NOT PARADE TO THE SINBIN!!! the fish have 17 extra-man goals in their last eight games! WATCH YOUR BACK DOOR!!! Big Joe absolutely loves feedin shit out from behind the net, leaving Telly’s flank unguarded is an invite to disaster.

!!!!! LETS GO COYOTES!!!!!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/preview?gid=2008112924

November 29, 2008, 3:20 pm    |   Tags: misc    |      No Comments »

Another win courtesy of the Swedish Wolf and another host of unlikely suspects. I guess they really were glad to be home. They sure gave us a great welcome back present.

Speaking of unlikely suspects… how damn fantastic has the lil BabyFaced Cossack been playin since he came back to the big club? Enver freakin Lisin has proven to be a real force out there. We all know speed kills but ever since Boedker got here I have been wantin to see both he and Lisin on the ice together. Land speed records obviously mean nothing to these 2. Both seem to own the neutral everytime they decide to cross it and both are seriously dangerous once they gain the opposition’s zone. Lisin was a HUGE factor in the last couple of games, drawing penalties seemingly at will and handing out assists like Halloween candy. Enough of a force that Party on Garth has been reassigned to SA (who can really use some veteran presence to get them back on track after 15 losses) Good luck Murray, see you again soon.

Are we missing Olli Coyote? Well sure, but his absence gives some other players room to step and prove they belong. KT, Teeks, Lisin and Porter are all steppin into the void. Now we need Doaner and Rhino to really catch fire and we just might be able to pull of another good streak.

Poor Sakic… back injuries really suck. The Yeti Captain barely hit the ice before his back forced him to leave the game. The Lanche played really well, Ryan dammitt! Smyth tried to carry this game on sheer will and determination. Luckily Tellqvist had a little more of both and kept the AVs from riding Smyth’s example to at least a tie up in the dying moments. Smyttie blew Telly’s goose egg off the board with a whoole lotta time left in the 3rd period but the AVs could not solve the Wolf.
Surprise! DMo is back! The Demolition man announced his return with a naaasty wrister in the first 5 minutes of the game and then proceeded to guard Telly’s flank like a Rottie on PCP. Welcome back Derek, we missed you.

Ports seems to really like being back at center. And he can actually take a pretty good face off.He capitalized on a healthy rebound from his linemates early in the second to give us a breathing room lead 2 - 0. But then again what player wouldn’t enjoy centering Carcillo and Lisin? Between the aggression and speed, the path across the neutral becomes a hell of a lot less of a minfield and lets the smart lil center pick and choose his setups.

Talk about stepping up… DHL’s goal seems to have energized him to no end. OhHale is really taking his DHL nickname to heart as he delivered 3 big hits and 3 blocked shots along with a couple of sogs that he really got into like he knew what he was doin. Yeah he still had a couple of bad patches but not bad enough to make anyone cringe.

Jovo’s TOI is creeping back up. The JV got a lil more PP time, had 2 sogs and a nice hit. I figure this period where the kids are pickin up the slack and we are accumulating Ws may relax the big guy enough to start the goals flowin. If not, as long as he isn’t actively screwin up the game, I’ll take it. ( no pic of shame for the next GDT) Go Jovo!

My baby boy had a couple of rough patches but hell, playin nearly half a game in each of the last 3 has got to be taxing. So far the lil IronCzech is holding up well, adding another 5! blocks, 3 hits and a couple of sogs. Go Z GO! Sig is right behind Z on the TOI wagon blockin shots and takin ooponents outta the mix in his usual intimidating style.

We take out the Yeti’s 2 - 1 and looked good doin it. I kinda dig the new unis. The leaping fox/ferret/Coyote thingy isn’t that bad in person and the colors and style are pretty sweet. I’m gettin me one. I still want to hire NPY to teach the boys to face off. Wonder if a petition would do any good?

We face the fish next. On glove night. I’ll be manning a gate and handing out the lil souvenirs. I want a Pierre plushy night! See you all there I hope (especially you, Bobbo the radio show whiner). Complainin that we, in attendance, weren’t loud enough, weren’t ‘into’ the game enough. Well WE were there… YOU were at home sittin on yer keister. Become part of the solution mister add your voice so that the TV watchers can really hear the crowd.

PS I have not been a very good hostess lately… not including pics and links and whatev… so if you missed the great pappazzi shots from Teal from the last home stand, please go on over and check them out. She’s had some beauties.

Stars

Sharks

Panthers

Wild

Penguins

Flames

Capitals

November 29, 2008, 2:53 pm    |   Tags: 2008season, avalanche, post game thoughts    |      No Comments »

Hope you all had an absolutely maahvelous! turkey day. I probably don’t say this often enough but thank you to all who drop by and visit and much love to those of you who leave your comments or drop emails. You are much appreciated.

OUCH! Joker will be out for 2 weeks. (we’ll be taking on COL,SJS, LAK and TOR in that time frame) but the Yotes have no plans to bring anyone up from SA. Considering how poorly the Rampage are doin right now, I can’t say as I blame them. Plus we get the Beast back today!

So We get to see the AVs for the first time this season. I don’t want to be the meanie but they aren’t doin so hot right now. 2 for 5 in their last games and those 2 wins were the Kings and Blues…barely. Looks like both teams have been struggling nearly equally. Both 4th in our division, we’re 5-3-1 at home, they’re 5-6-0 away. Last 10 games played we’re 4-4-2 and they’re 5-5-0 and we’re both hangin onto 20 points (thanx to our recent grabbing of 2 loser points).

Looks like the Swedish Wolf has earned himself another start (what an understatement!). Along with Telly in the net out lines look like this:

Daniel Carcillo-Kevin Porter-Enver Lisin
Shane Doan-Steven Reinprecht-Peter Mueller
Daniel Winnik-Martin Hanzal-Mikkel Boedker
Todd Fedoruk-Kyle Turris-Viktor Tikhonov

We’re still showin DMo as DTD and only Olli is IR for us thank goodness.

The Avs have an injury list from hell again (these boys were not healthy last year either but still managed to scrap hard). Foote/Liles/Guite and Tucker are all on the medic minder right now. We’ll have to watch out for the other TQ (Daniel Tjarnqvist)who had the topper in the last game and with the suddenly, pretty solid Badaj in net, this is not going to be pretty. hey’ll have to watch out for their former compatriots Sauer/Klee and Rhino (who usually has a big game against these guys) *Dmo is also a former AV but is still out DTD* We’re sittin on a win brought to us by unlikely suspects so don’t scoff at the notion that Sauer or Klee could be offensive threats to the AVs. No word on what lines the Lanche will be rollin but count on the wicked Stasny and Sakic to play major roles.

http://www.nhl.com/ice/preview.htm?id=2008020326

This may very well come down to a goalie battle. Budaj is 6-1-3 with a 2.76 GAA in 10 career games versus the Coyotes, but has lost his last three outings and Telly is 1.97 GAA and a .928 save percentage in splitting two career starts against the Avalanche. Hopefully Gretz and co. will continue to monitor Jovo and if this game comes down to the shorties with a lead, we won’t have to worry about the last few minutes with JV on the ice. Lets all hope that the 1st line PP continues to hold some surprise performers (then maybe we’ll stop being on the bottom of the list for PP%s).

So come on out and join us for a great matinee, puck drops at 2PM. And if you can come out *from 11 - 1* and join us in Lot J for the tailgate and welcome home party for our very own military fan Sgt.V, who returns from the sandbox just in time for the debut of the new black jerseys. Sgt. V has been keepin up with the dawgs thru sporadic visits to the forum when he can and of course the reports from his awesome wife. Come by and say hi and talk hockey with one of our favorite vets.

!!!!!WELCOME HOME RICK!!!!!

!!!!!WELCOME HOME COYOTES!!!!!

November 28, 2008, 8:47 am    |   Tags: 2008season, GDT 08, avalanche    |      No Comments »

Holy Hannah! Niiice win! Made my Thanksgiving day start a LOT happier.

Happy Thanksgiving to you all. Hope all of you,your family and friends are all safe and happy. Wishing you all good food, much laughter and happiness!

We continue to own the Columbus BlueJackets. By the skin of our teeth and on the backs of Tellqvist and Michalek this time. Z turned in perhaps the most phenomenal performance of the season so far. Notching 27+ minutes of sacrificing defense adding 3 more blocks to raise his total to 68!

Michalek on the Job

Michalek on the Job

Mikael Tellqvist stole us a game. The Swedish Wolf did everything but turn himself inside out in this game. At times it seemed like he and Huselious were having a 2 man showdown… Hussy blinked more often than Telly. If not for Telly, this was an easy 8 -3 Jax game. Seriously! the guy played like his life depended on it. 38 saves! You go boy! Make Bryz fight to get back in the net.

Not today Jackets, Not Today

Not today Jackets, Not Today

There were some blockbuster moments. DHL finally delivered! David Hale with his first NHL GOAL! DHL tied the game up and got us rollin. Perfect time for such a great milestone. KT’s pass was right on the money and Hale put it to bed like he’d done it a dozen times b4.

DHL, he delivers!

DHL, he delivers!

DC picked up the second part of a possible Howe Hattie. After taking Jacket cruiserweight, Dorsett out behind the woodshed early in the first, Danny proceeded to notch another marker giving us the lead and setting the Jackets on their heels for the first time in the game.Beautimous deflection from the Yandle shot! Just Beautimous! Late in the third after what seemed like a bazillion shots from the Jax, Viktor Tikhnov did the GWG thang with an awesomely patient, scorers goal to give us the lead again and then it was all survival mode as the defense and Tellqvist shut the doors on the Jacket’s hopes.

Not to say we ran this game by any means. The Jackets worked us over pretty good all game.Former Yotes came back to haunt us with Huselious scoring a beauty of a breakaway in the first, blasting one past Telly. And then in the first minute of the third Jason Chimera gave us fits by tying the score on a pretty good feed from RJ Umbereger. I have to give it to the Jax, this was a hard fought contest.

Notable things… when we come to play, we win. It seems like we got all the tools, we just don’t always have the will. Hopefully that will come to a screeching halt now. Gretzky has finally taken a good look at giving Jovanovski all that free PP time (JV only played 16+ min…he was only on the ice for a few seconds during that critical 2 minutes of kill time at the end of the third!) Big Ed came to life tonight w/ 2 assists and was moving like a real NHL defenseman for most of the night. (so no tryke pic on the next GDT) Fridge and Ports may have appeared to be having quiet games but take a look at their hit stats! Fridge w/ 6 and Ports w/ 5! Apparently we need another day of face off practice! 40%… sighhh Is there anyway we can entice No Panic Yannik to be a special team coach?

We lost the Joker tonight to a possible shoulder injury. After 397 consecutive games, Joker joins another iron man DMo on the injury list. Olli Coyote will probably miss a couple. No definitive word yet.
http://coyotes.nhl.com/team/app/?service=page&page=NewsPage&articleid=394738

So anyways… a glorious turkey day win. The boys come home for the Friday matinee match against the Avalanche. Come join us in Lot J for a welcome home tailgate starting at 11. We’ll be celebrating the return of one of the Coyotes biggest fans Sgt. V and of course the return of our very own MIBs as the Yoties will be rockin the new black 3rd jerseys for the first time.http://coyotes.nhl.com/team/app/?service=page&page=Recap&gameNumber=313&season=20082009&gameType=2

November 27, 2008, 8:44 am    |   Tags: misc    |      No Comments »

GDT logo CLS by you.

We need a win… a BIG win! A squeaker will definitely help but a serious barn burner, high scoring or shut out, either one would boost the kids confidence to no end. We need something to shake us up, to get us into a new head space. A winner’s mentality if you will.

We’re headed for the longest losing streak in over 9 years! Oh yeh you read that right… 9 YEARS! Never saw that coming with this incarnation of the Desert Dawgs. Adding Jokinen, the surprising performance of our additions to the blueline, the sweet potential of our new rookies all pointed to a hot season… probably a roller coaster ride but a real shot at hangin tough and battling for a shot at a playoff berth.

We started out fairly well, hung out around the .500 mark for a month and then lost our way. The Jackets are blowin hot n cold too sittin on a record of 9-8-3 VS our 8-10-2 but we’ve met twice so far and the boys rocked the Jax 3-1 and 5-2… this game may be just what we need to get back in the W saddle.

The Jacket’s lineup looks like this according to the locals

Huselius-Brassard-Nash
Modin-Umberger-Voracek
Chimera-Malhotra-Boll
Torres-Peca-Dorsett

Commodore-Hejda
Tyutin-Methot
Backman-Tollefsen

Mason in net

We look like this according to the Yotes site:

well hell… its easier to just say the scratches tonight should be McGrattan, Murray and DMo rather than pretending that any line announcements are going to last beyond the first shift. Tellqvist will be in goal though.

Hopefully the boys (Carcillo, Boedker, Lisin and Joker especially) can work as hard as they did in the NYR game.. umm with better reults though. Hey fellas! You wanna borrow my scope to take a better bead on Mason?

columbus goalie by you.

Good luck and bring us home a W!

oh and as added incentive to a certain blueline blunder… here is your pic of shame which you will be noted by every single GDT until you start producing

jovo_trike by you.

Graphix brought to us by the letters O and Q from the forum

November 26, 2008, 2:50 pm    |   Tags: 2008season, GDT 08, blue jackets, misc    |      No Comments »

November can best be characterised by the word OUCH! ok,
DAMMMITTTALLLTOHELLLL!!!!! probably fits the scenario better but… I was trying to
be nice.

Joker has fallen into a wicked trough of invisibility more nights than
not. The rookies have provided a few happy moments but those are
overshadowed by the vets not tallying enough markers during those spots. It
keeps being one or the other… the vets have a decent night but the
rookies contribute nuthin OR the rookies blast off and the vets post a fat
goose egg. Hale continues to look like something from the side of the
road. Mueller looks like WG is wrong about the sophmore slump. Rhino
has cooled off to the point of giving new meaning to the word ‘chill’ and
Jovo? I have no words… seriously…I friggin have no words to
describe the pain that is Ed Jovanovski right now. (I can’t begin to imagine
what he must feel like at this point but he ’should’ be feelin like
major crap
). If the big guy doesn’t get on track soon we will continue to
have major issues (1G 3A and -11 is just ugly, even Hale w/ 5 less
games has 1A and is only sportin a -4
).

But wait! one guy can’t be shouldering ALL the blame.

For the first time since early 2007 we have a 6 game losing streak
rolling. What is happening to our identity? We were once upon a time (umm
last season even
) one of THE hardest working teams in the NHL. Every
single game there were bits or pieces of the game we could pick out and be
proud of… and hey! every month we got more and more solid. The
growth of the players AND the TEAM as a whole was incremental but it was
there. This season? meh.. not so much.

Not only are we losing our identity, we are having a coaching crisis of
some sort. WG is not responding to the challenges of other coaches during
games,(see Wild game in which Lemaire pulled out an oldie but goodie PP
strategy, that Wayne had actually seen b4…and couldn’t come up w/ a
counter for it
) TGO can’t seem to convince any of our players to head
for the opposition’s crease and screen their goalie/collect garbage
(which would be a huge boost to our offense) Daniel Carcillo would be awesome at this,
Fridge would be awesome at this (c’mon he has no teeth anyway), Murray
would be awesome at this (hard to bully, will pop a cap in anyone who
gets too pushy
) and of course there is always MacG (the guy was built to
do this (and by the time he gets into position we should have the cycle
working pretty well… unless JV gets his pocket picked b4 McG can get
into position
)but still, hard to see over/around and hard as hell to
move out of the way. If he has to be out there on a shift, this should be
his only mission, get to the front of the net and park. The man crushes,
the funky PP units, the Jovo love on the 1st PP unit… shall I go on?

Defined roles? I know many,(including Gretzky, at least it appears that
way from how he swaps players around the lines
) think that a forward
is a forward and whether a player is assigned as a center or a winger is
irrelevant, they can perform the task. I don’t happen to agree. The
center has to be your best player, the one with the best vision who can
assess the situations on the fly and use his wings accordingly. The
wings have to be able to focus on scoring opportunities, they need to be,
nose to net first, individuals who can pass or shoot at will AND have
the will to shoot. While the 2 are not mutually exclusive you can tell
the ones who have that ‘killer instinct’ from those who do not.

example of a winger: A player like Boedker should not be used as a
center (sure he can probably do it but that doesn’t mean he ’should’). He
is as close to a complete player as we have in the newbies (including
Mules and Hanzal).He has killer instinct, he has defensive awareness, he
has ice vision, he has speed and soft hands. Thats a hell of a set of
tools. Bods needs to be aligned w/ a center who can use him as a weapon
and a partner wing who can keep up with him (there’s not a whole lotta
of talent that can match him, step for step
) but at least complement
his speed.

***wouldn’t you just love to see what a line of Lisin/Turris/Boedker
could do together? Of course they’d have to have a nasty Dman on their
back end for when some poor frustrated opponent decides to clock one of
them for makin him look like a sack of shit*** but I digress

Without defined roles and at least some modicum of consistent linemates
no team can develop that all important chemistry that can make or
break a game. By playing together, in assigned roles players learn each
others habits, preferences and tendencies and are able to play to those
that are strengths or take steps to minimize the weaknesses. Look at
TBL… throwin a buncha talented, big dollar guys on the ice together does not make a
team. The day in and day out working together, drills, games, traveling
creates chemistry.I can’t see anyway around the fact that, if a guy
always has the same clear and concise role/responsibilities, he has no excuse for
failing to carry them out, there is no confusion point, no reason for not
executing… unless he has no talent.. and that ain’t this team’s problem at
all…

Consistency/Chemistry? 4 set lines… after I took away JVs spot on the top PP to get his
fraggin attention… then I would sit Peter down and tell him I would be
watching his feet and if he stopped moving even once! he’d be next in the
box where he could be as still as he wanted for the whole 60 frickin
minutes

After the whole team got the message that absolutely no one was safe
**regardless of their $$ ..(JV)..or their former point production..(PM)**
If I’m TGO,the next thing would be to designate 4 centers, Joker on line 1, Rhino line 2,
Hanzal line 3 and Murray (or whichever center is leftover and no at this point KT is not in the plan because he will be headin to WJC as soon as possible) bringing up line 4

line 1 wings Mueller/Doan (if Doan and Joker can figure out how to
share puck possession time there is no reason on earth that this line
couldn’t start payin off HUGE dividends
)
line 2 wings Boedker/Carcillo (speed and tenacity w/ a lil nasty on the
side, combined w/ a wily veteran who knows how to get the most from his
partners
)
line 3 wings Winnik/Tikhnov (playin against the likes of
Crosby/Malkin/Ovechkin/Nash… and still held their own and got some chances, they’ve
earned the right to stay together and try to get some offense goin
)
line 4 wings Fedoruk/Porter (not expecting great things from them just
hold their own and be dangerous in the opposition’s crease as much as
possible
).

These lines can have the *minor* player switched off w/ the spares at will but always
leaving the core duo intact. (i.e. Doaner/Mueller or Rhino/Boedker) the addition of Lisin throws some interesting curves into the *minor* player swapping but the core stays the same no matter which bit players are up w/ the big team.

Telly needs more starts. IDK if Bryz needs fewer games between rest periods or a swift kick in the keister every now and then but playing Telly more often will provide both, Without someone nipping at his heels, Bryz doesn’t seem to be able to sustain goalie head space. Without him gettin into the right mental groove we see way too many soft goals. Bryz is one of the most dynamic and athletic goalies in the NHL… but some shifts, he looks like Clouthier’s less coordinated brother.

We miss The Beast. I think Winnie shamed them all into working harder by giving 500% nearly every shift.
We miss DMo and our blueline is suffering mightily in his absence.
There are still bright spots sprinkled through November. Yandle is being mentored by his very own Yoda in Ken Klee and is actually thriving as a real offensive defenseman. Z and Sauer are still shuttin teams down and PK’ing like madmen (too bad they can’t play more minutes with out killing them, wish we could clone them). Joker and Doan have been puttin up numbers, just not consistently. We managed to put together a small winning streak of 3 games in the month of November (I know… hard to remember cuz its been a long 2 weeks without a win).

Don’t lose faith… there is still a LOT of hockey to be played. The boys will find their feet any day now and all this woe is us stuff can be shelved for awhile. I think we all have the same hopes… stay close to .500, stay ahead of the Ducks/Kings and Stars so that we can squeak into a play off berth in 08. All we really want at this point in the season is a competitive team that works hard for our entertainment dollar. We’ve got a looong way to go before expecting playoffs in 08. Hopefully we can finish November strong at home (after polishing off the Jackets on the road) and usher in December w/ a bang.(whew! was hard to generate a positive ending for this one) LOL

November 26, 2008, 12:11 am    |   Tags: misc    |      1 Comment »

Here are our top 5 forwards thru the first 15 games.

Doan at number 1 - the captain is making hay early. Rather than the slow start he habitually falls into, Doaner made a supreme effort again this season to get motoring in high gear early. 6 goals and 4 assists in 9 games ain’t too shabby. The Doaner has been getting into his MadMax personae a lot, he’s been putting opponents through walls, committing grand larceny of opponents pucks, skating through and over people on his was to those 6 goals. Once more leading his team by example, showing the 10 rostermates (some of whom appear to still be battling puberty and don’t look old enough to be battling in the NHL) how to be NHLers of high quality. Good genetics or hard work in the offseason, whatever Doan wants to contribute his awesome start to, I’ll take it. The last 4 games has seen a tailing off (not horrible, just not as spectacular as his start), its time for him to step it up again (all the vets have to stop disappearing in the crucial moments of games) because we are going to need all the will and drive we can muster to get a sniff at the post season..

Jokinen at number 2 - some people may squirm over this choice (Olli Coyote has been a wee bit quiet since the Panther game), I don’t much care. 4 goals and 6 assists in a 9 game start is nothing to sneeze at. The Joker is still a PPG guy. He’s still getting acclimated to the Western Conference’s vagarities. Between trying to bond w/ an entire new set of teammates and going up against a totally different set of teams I think the Joker is doing alright. The 1st game against the Wild we really got a glimpse at what the ‘real’ Olie Jokinen can do (and for the record IDK why he totally Casper’d on us in the 2nd Wild game… but I think the ‘other’ Olli is the real one)

Boedker at number 3 - is a no brainer. With 3 goals and 1 assist so far, the Great Dane is holding his own and then some. Bods was one of the few Yotes that has shown well during almost every game. If you knew absolutely nothing about him you probably would be hard pressed to believe he’s a rookie. (see the rookie evals below for more on the Great Dane)

Reinprecht at number 4 - what the hell can I add here? I better let HTH field this one because I totally fangirl the Rhino right now and HTH may be more objective. Steven Reinprecht, was the old dog (relatively speaking on a team of youngin’s) on the porch that appeared almost ready to resign himself to 3rd/4th line duty and play out the end of his career in obscurity, has found that spark again. Whether it’s playing with the Yote pups, the quick trip to the press box, or seeing the window starting to be slammed shut on his fun-filled, exciting career, he came roaring out of the press box with a couple high skilled cubs and has been playing with his hair on fire ever since. He doesn’t need the speed of the youngsters like Boedker (by that same premise, not many players have speed like this guy… just dayum!) to make that pass and set them loose on the break, or to park in front of the net and either tip in a shot from the outside, obstruct the goalies view, or bang in the garbage on a rebound. He’s defensively responsible and has been playing very well in all situations. His leadership and playmaking skills are a great asset to this young team (remember he is a Stanley Cup Champion - 2001 Avalanche) and will help them learn how to win and make/succeed in the playoffs this season

Hanzal/Winnik tied for the number 5 spot - Two totally different types of players. Two totally different measuring sticks. Winni has not stopped stunning us with his effort, his poise and his heart since making the team. You will see him referred to simply as The Beast a lot in coming entries because the kid has seriously come into his own. he may not get on the board as much as his efforts should allow but he rarely loses a battle (including against Malkin when the Pens were here) he rarely takes a shift off, in these 9 games he has gone to war for liberties taken against Yandle and has been a major anchor for the shut down line. he isn’t scoring yet but he is invaluable in myriad other ways and earned this spot the hard way…HTH interjects: Daniel Winnik, is the Rocky of this team, there is no quit in this kid and he’s one of the hardest working players on the ice every single game. I don’t know how he consistently goes full bore all game long against some of the opposition’s best players and still is knocking them into the boards, moving his feet and getting his stick on pucks at the end of the game. If he hadn’t done it all year long last season, I’d be worried that Gretzky was going to wear the kid out. The role he plays on the Coyotes is necessary, and scoring in that role is a bonus, so don’t worry about his lack of goals so far…he seems to be shooting when he’s got a chance so far, and that’ll be enough as the season rolls along. It’s fun watching Winnik play and if the entire team played with the kind of energy and relentless determination on the ice that he displays, we’ll have more great memories from this season.. like the second two periods of the San Jose game.

The Beast’s counterpart at the 5th slot is Marty Hanzal. I am soo sick of that movie line but damn if it doesn’t fit right now. Marty Hanzal has finally figured out just how big he is and what he can do with that frame. Hanz came roaring back from surgery and put all our fears to rest. The big Czech can still shut ‘em down and shut ‘em out. He hasn’t put much up on the scoreboard yet but you can feel it coming. (the recent empty netter was another sign that the killer instinct is bubbling to the top) Working with Tiki and the Beast has given Marty a case of extreme confidence. He’s hitting, using that awesome reach of his and setting his linemates up righteously (now when the other two can start finishing regularly)  the WTH? line may just be the line that gets us over the hump during those perennial dry weeks late in the season. We have a really bad case of can’t-win-a-face-off-itis, but between Hanzal and Rhino we somehow occasionally manage to win the important ones when it counts. If Hanzal can improve the FO percentages (and stop getting thrown out of the circles) he just might move ahead of the Beast on this list.

How are the Rookies doin so far?

Boedker again, Bods shines at the top of this list. The kid has it all and is workin it for all he’s worth. At the time of this writing our Bods has accumulated another couple of points. There is an uncanny ice awareness in this kid. He has the ability that Gretzky always talks about the great players having, going where the puck is going to be. Bods can be depended on to make the right decision at the right time. Speed kills. Bods has the offensive speed to make any play he can get his stick on the puck into a breakaway. But conversely he has the nasty defensive speed to catch a fleeing opponent (he is a nightmare on blades on the forecheck),he can steal the puck and break the sound barrier going back the other way. Strong and stable on his skates, can switch directions as fast as blinking and can finish his shots. And all this is just what he has displayed in October… I get goosebumps thinking what he’ll be like by January.

Tikhnov comes in at number 2 for October. He didn’t score until November but it wasn’t due to lack of effort. The kid clicks w/ his WTH? line very well. He can play with anyone, but putting him in line with Winnick and Hanzal creates the defensive line that wet dreams are made of. How many teams have ever had a line this young that can take on the likes of Crosby, Ovechkin or Malkin and make them irrelevant? The kid is tenacious, hard working and and speedy. He is on the doorstep of the opponent’s net often due to an abundance of creativity and fearlessness. Although he is a little gangly or coltish if you will, as he gets more confidence and improves his ice awareness you can see the player he will become. When he learns to keep his head up he will become more effective along the boards and stay on his feet better during those crash and bang sessions.

Porter is probably the most calm and solid of the rookies. The guy is nearly invisible until it counts. Quietly doing his job with hardly any flash. The vets don’t hold this rookie’s hand. They treat him like a vet and he in turn, doesn’t disappoint them. Thru Ocotber Ports has not had that wtf? moment that plagues so many rookie’s first weeks. He’s comfortable but hasn’t quite gotten his groove on. Playing with the Rhino seems to be majorly helping him get settled. Ports has the phenomenal ability to form a chemistry w/ nearly everyone he plays with. He comes in at number 3 on the rookie performance charts for me for October.

Turris looked great the first 3 games. I was almost sure his strength/size issues were not going to be an issue. He is fast, he is smart but it is becoming apparent that he is going to have trouble getting his groove on. Even putting him on the easier PP minutes isn’t helping. He often leaves himself vulnerable in the corners and down low on even strength, resulting in puck possession loss and him getting banged around alot more than he should. This is a hard call, the kid has not had quality linemates for much of October. he needs quality to learn. He plays an interesting style of hockey but doesn’t have the experience yet to make the tools he has work for him against men at this level…yet. I still believe that KT will be a special player, but I have to admit that right now, in October, I see him taking a lot longer to get to production levels. Maybe its time for TPTB to give the kid a break and put him somewhere that he can have time to get some weight up (and keep it, NHL schedule is not conducive to gettin him where he needs to be) I hate to see him go back to JRs but…. then again… I hate to see him have a set back that costs him a great career. WJC is coming up and I’m betting/hoping the man crush they have on him doesn’t prevent them from letting the boy go up and play (be the best thing for him at this point).

The rest of team in inspired difference makers for October chunks…

HTH picked up the ball on DC’s eval…Carci is slowly wiggling his way out of his choke collar and figuring out how to play with an edge without getting kicked out of the game.. thank goodness!! He’s got a lot of talent and by the hundreds of Carcillo jerseys seen at the game, he’s obviously a fan favorite and exciting to watch. I think it’s starting to all click together for him, which will make him and this entire team even more fun to watch. In a recent game, he found that he could be chippy, but was still able to stop himself and acknowledge the ref telling him to stop… this is a big step for him as a player, AND a step forward for the referees to stop targeting him and showing him some respect as well. Instead of immediately sending him off, his restraint is noticeable even in referee circles and they’re allowing him to play. His hard work in all facets of the game have been apparent the last few games while he’s been playing on a line with Fedoruk and Murray… it shouldn’t be long before he’s scoring goals and celebrating after cold-cocking someone again. He’s still gotta watch the silly minor PIMS (the 2 he took in the SJS game coulda really killed us)

Z has been phenomenal. You scoff that Zbynek Michalek is always phenomenal. I say even MORE phenomenal than normal. Carrying the highest +/- on the team he has teamed up with Kurt Sauer to form a seriously insane shut down pairng. You already know how much I adore the way this kid plays D but I think the entire NHL has finally figured out that Z is no easy mark and is now giving him the props he deserves. He has over 20 blocked shots for October and has rung up some assists. We are starting to see the Z from his rookie season who could defend like hell on fire and still chip in with some offensive production (that wicked wrister is flying again). Rarely has the kid made an error and even rarer is the time when he doesn’t make up for any error he might committ. Our shutdown line has never looked so good. Z is a major part of why the Yotes are alive and in decent shape coming out of October. Unfortunately my boy is back on hand holding duty for Special Ed as of this writing but apparently is cycling duties w/ Sauer too, so he is maintaining his offensive pushes instead of getting suckered into the defense only blackhole he was mired in last season.

Bryz started the season as a slow basket case. Telly had to come in and spell the guy and let him watch the game and get his head on right. Ever since he came back though, Illya Bryzgalov has been a monster. He has been playing like the number 1 goalie we all know he is. Head to head against Luongo Bryz never blinked (the forwards let him down on that Canucks game). He’s gotten some aggression and will even stare down shooters that dare try to slip anything past him. If Breezy can roll this major for most of the season the Yotes will definitely be in contention for the post season. (TPTB still ride him a lil too long in my opinion.)

Telly played a couple of fantastic games. Big saves, key contributions were Telly’s hallmarks in October. This is a premiere back up goalie (if he could find some consistency Mikael Tellqvist could lose the back up sobriquet). He knows his role, he gives 110%. He gives the guys a chance to win and to not worry when their main guy needs a break. (WG and Co should really consider a rotation of some sort… maybe 6 games on for Breezy and 1 or 2 games in for Telly), we’re really going to need both of them firing on all cylinders down the long after-XMas road)

Sig Sauer has been a prayer answered, reliablity and defense first time every time just like the pistol his nick name comes from. Paired with Z in October to form the best shut down pairing we’ve had in a long while, Sig does it all. Big hits when he can, fantastic stick work, crisp passes and an uncanny ability to stop opponents from getting anywhere near the net with any real chance of a shot. I can’t say enough about the Kurt Alert and what he brings to the ice for us.

Keith the-Boston-Mangler Yandle… Holy fraggin jumpin! IDK what the hell happened to this guy but Yentle has left the building. Leading the blueliners in points right from jump street. Kicking azz and droppin bombs on the opposition’s nets. Yank has found his inner bad ass and bears no resemblance to the bumble footed scaredy cat of last season. You have seen multiple entries praising the lil Beantowner right here (which pained me greatly to write at the time but is getting easier w/ every good game Yank garners under his belt)

Because I am sooo late gettin this up… gonna go ahead and include Garth Murray here as the surprise of the end of the month. Party on Garth has been pretty damn solid since his call up to the big club. Solid hits, forechecks and some pretty nifty sogs. He can and will scrap when neccessary w/ the discipline to know ‘when’.

The October not doin so hot right nows:

Ed Jovanovski has been tankin royally. The worst of the not-so-hots in fact. The Jovocop has been MIA. I am not sure who the guy is wearing the 55 some nights. JV is blowin hot and cold for the season start. One game he’s on and poppin (hits and even some really crisp defense) and the next game he can look like the pylon we first aquired. I hate to bash this early but 9 games w/out a goal was really sad and as of this writing he only has 1 goal to his name. There has to be more from the big guy… and it has to be soon. Stop gripping the paint off your stick Big Ed, now that you have Z back on your 6, get in touch with your inner cannon will ya? Otherwise you are a waste of 6 million bucks.

David Hale is a severe disappointment. I know he isn’t supposed to be any kind of offensive juggernaut but could he at least play some D? Bobbled pucks, ugly turn overs and poor decision making completely marred DHL’s start here in the desert. Things looked a little better once Ken Klee arrived but I think that was more that Klee is so steady and responsible it made Oh Hale look like he could play defense. Right now Hale is the 7th blueliner for a reason. I think he ends up waivered before the season break at this rate.

If Fridge had even a lil more skill he wouldn’t be in this section. The guy works so hard but his skill set is so very limited. I give him props for workin what he’s got like a mad thang but facing facts, I would rather see a different vet or a kid rollin in his spot. We could really, really use another finisher… with grit.

I’m not going to rag on Mules yet… I am a bit disappointed in how he’s playing to start but that could just be the high hopes and expectations getting the best of me. Much is made of the weight he put on in the summer and the adjustments that he is learning to make because of it but if the boy doesn’t get his feet moving and prove he can play with someone besides Doan the ragging will commence and it will not be a pretty thing.

Thats what I saw in the first 6 weeks of the 2008 season. Anyone not mentioned has played.. okay…not world beating good nor jaw droppingly bad.

November 23, 2008, 2:39 pm    |   Tags: 2008season, misc    |      No Comments »

After the last run in w/ Captain Serious and Co didja really think we would pull this 2 points without a fight? Really? wth were you smokin? Or maybe you were just breathin in the smoke from McGrattan? Way to set the tone MackDaddy…no one was worried about you and you did exactly jack shit. C’mon, Hanzal fought (well Toews and Hanzal isn’t really a fight but at least they tried)… Olli frickin Jokinen went with Fraser (funniest part of that one was watchin Doaner yellin from the bench eggin him on).But there was no tone set in this game as promised.

Actually this was a good game except the opening 10 minutes or so. We were flat and freaked out and it showed. Speakin of smokin funny crap, what the hell was up with the refs tonight? Jaysus! Jovo goes down (writhin on the ice like a molting snake) and we have possesion of the puck and there’s no damn whistle? Kane goes through the space where JV shoulda been after pickin our pocket and scores? WTF? was that?

We came out for the second much better and (You knew this was comin so don’t bitch about it)… MY BOY WAS AN ANIMAL!!!! Zbyneck Michalek!!!! most defensive bang for the buck that this team has. The boy went apeshit tonight. I am soooo proud. leadin the league in blocked shots, had 5 sogs on the night and more importantly, put up the prettiest one timer to get us into the game. You go baby boy!

The third was confident and tenacious, they had me convinced they were finally gonna put this baby to bed. Doaner picked up a goal in his 900th game! to tie it up. The Kaner goes down after Marty hammers him and he got clipped in the head by Tiki’s skate… scary moment. We had many chances but just couldn’t put this thing to bed. So off to OT with all the momentum and urgency.

The OT was goin our way, it was just a matter of time, until…well, lets just say Jovo is probably still kickin his own butt for gettin popped for that high stick. The PK seemed to last FOREVER. But we killed that sucker DED!

The SO was pathetic. Bryz looked like he was past his bedtime. The effort on both those shots looked like… well like I was playin goal. Both shooters came straight in and used basic shots, nothin fancy, just plain ol fashioned markers… in a game Breezy stones those with ease. ughh just pitiful. But what I really don’t get is how come we didn’t choose to go first? Put the onus on the other goalie to stop that first attack, if we score, the other team has head issues tryin to even up, if we don’t, Breezy hunkers down cuz he knows it rests on his shoulders. Seemes like a no brainer.

And in a SO don’t you use your money shooters? Olli (cuz Khabby hasn’t seen him regularly and the big guy can really nail a net)then I woulda let Bods loose in there for sure cuz he’s got plenty of moves I bet he’s dying to get out and the kill shot would be Doaner. Then if ya gotta go more, Mueller (who has been decent in the past) and maybe KT (who marked one last season), after that its pretty much a crap shoot. I was disappointed to say the least.

So we lose in the shootout… we still grabbed a point and thats better than nothing.

November 21, 2008, 12:55 am    |   Tags: 2008season, post game thoughts    |      No Comments »

GDT CHI logo by you.

It’s the Captain’s 900th game! whoa! doesn’t that sound like a hell of a long time playin? Time is relative and the Doaner can get just as frisky as if it was his first game all over again… And he will have to if the Yotes want any chance to come out of this game with badly needed points. I fear we are in another year of ‘how goes our captain, goes our team’. Look at the games so far this season, when Shane is ON, the team creates magic. When Shane isn’t ON, the team is lethargic and moribund.

We’ll most likely be missing the services of Daniel The Beast Winnik due to gettin hit during Monday’s practice (thnx for the heads up EmmBee)

Daniel Carcillo-Olli Jokinen-Peter Mueller
Kyle Turris-Steven Reinprecht-Shane Doan
Kevin Porter-Martin Hanzal-Mikkel Boedker
Todd Fedoruk-Viktor Tikhonov-Brian McGrattan

Jovo-Morris
Michalek-Sauer
Yandle-Klee

Bryzgalov
Tellqvist
*no definitive word on whether we see Telly or Breezy

The Blackhawks have a decent offensive team again this year. They are however still having problems with their netminders… But freakin Khabibulin continues to outplay Huet and given that he knows waaay too much about our boys after practicing with them in the unofficial summer camp, thats who we’ll be facing again tonight.

The Hawks are sitting on a 7-4-5 record right now. The new coach is playin hard ball (play hard or ride the pine, no matter who you are). Both teams are ridin losing streaks. The Yotes are 8-8-0 (what is it w/ us that we can’t nab some of these xtra points in losses?) Neither team is sporting significant injuries this time around.

The crash and bang, speed and burn game the Yotes have been having success with better be at peak condition tonight. We roll 4 lines but one of them has the proverbial snowball’s chance in hell of scoring. We run short shifts to keep the energy and speed at righteously scary levels (but our vets are going to have to dredge up whatever they’ve been conserving and match the kid’s energy).

The Hawks have just as much youth and speed as the Yotes with an added advantage of Toews back in action after a very slow start to the year. Look for the bruiser squad of Burrish and Eager, pretty nasty customers, who will probably try to keep things very physical since it seemed to work well last game.

Looks like Chitown will be rollin

Versteeg-Toews-Kane
Havlat-Sharp-Byfuglien
Ladd-Bolland-Skille
Eager-Burish-Adams

Keith-Seabrook
Johnson-Campbell
Hendry-Sopel

Khabibulin

Keys to the game?

Speed, simplicity and tenacity as always…we have to be faster and nastier from end to end. No loose pucks and nothing too fancy. Just get to the pucks!!! (if you don’t get there first, at least make sure you end up w/ the damn thing on your stick) and shoot the damn thing on net (sounds so simple doesn’t it?)

Physicality - we better bang and crash harder than these guys do. They’re once again on a losing streak, on a road trip and none too happy about their current position, Brian McGrattan, you been talkin a good game… how bout walkin the walk now set the tone early.

Start Telly - no really Wayne… start Telly. You been ridin Bryz like a government mule, its time to rest him up b4 we go out on the 4 game road trip anyway…and for some reason the boy can’t wrap his head around this team. So kill a bunch of birds w/ one stone… start Telly.

STAY OUT OF THE BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

November 18, 2008, 4:15 pm    |   Tags: 2008season, GDT 08, hawks, misc    |      No Comments »

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