That I officially begin mourning the passing of yet another season of great potential. Like many of you, I have questions. Grave and serious questions about the demise of this glorious and vibrant season. A season which appeared full of life and vigor and health only a few short weeks ago.
The 08 – 09 Coyotes were so very young. But despite the financial struggles they were born into, the diagnoses of cancer in their midst, the horrendous injuries they suffered and the loss of key components they not only persevered, they seemed to thrive.
Was it the ASG curse? Did some assclown enemy bury a piece of an Anaheim jersey somewhere at Westgate? Is there possibly a my-give-a-damn- is-busted, doomsday killswitch hidden in the locker room? I wish I could answer that for you, my fellow mourners.
I know we have taken great strides under GMDMs management but 3 steps forward and 2 steps back is not a whole lot of progress. All I know at this point, is that the team I saw last night appears to be irretrievably broken. I saw things that appear to signal the apocalypse. I saw Wayne Gretzky booed last night! during the opening announcements. Quelle horreur! you exclaim in shock and despair. Oh yes my friends, it seems that the people have discovered that the Great One, much like that famous naked emperor before him, has no clothes…errr coaching skills.
Come on, before you lambaste me (or call for the tar and feathers) take a look at the records. And I don’t mean the whole Coyotes record, just the last 4 years in which TGO and his assistants have held the reins of the team in their incompetent little paws. Any other coach AND staff would have been ridden out of town on a rail. In fact many have been with much less cause *Thierrien, Q, Torts, Renney, apparently the list was endless as I can’t keep naming them and still have room to finish this blog entry*
We have survived through Michael ‘Big Purple GM’ Barnett and the FOGs, a scouting staff who thought Brett Bennett was top goalie material, scandals, an ownership split, financial losses that would give Trump indigestion and a dearth of retirement home players. But apparently the death knell just may be our superstar owner-coach.
What makes a team with so much potential lay down and die? What causes skilled professionals to mail it in? Why do players leave the desert and immediately become all they can be in other locations? How does a team go from 5th in the conference to 15th in less than 8 weeks?
When you have changed the GM, changed the scouting team, changed the roster (multiple times), gotten so healthy that you have a press box over flowing with players and are close enough to new ownership that the ink may be drying as I type, what else is left to consider?
Do I want to consider it? Well no, of course not. Who the hell wants to think that Wayne Gretzky can fail at anything even remotely hockey related? Okay firstly, everyone cannot be great at everything. Where is the logic in thinking that any human being can do that? What we do need to begin thinking about is how to correct the issue before the kids are ruined, Shane Doan sticks his head in an oven, the fanbase completely melts away in despair and before the new season starts.
The team has fallen and it can’t get up… hell, it WON’T get up! There are still some players who don’t know how to quit. Who still give it everything they have but their numbers are dwindling every shift. And everytime it happens, it tears a little piece of my Coyotes loving heart out. Now, if this were the first time it had happpened, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. Last season was the same thing. We blamed fielding so many rookies who eventually pooped out (a novel summation of the situation… I think we’ve run out of reasons why we stink and latched onto that one as handy enough). This season we had even more rookies coming and going like shuttlecocks at a PCP riddled badminton tourney. Should we have done that? Probably not. I guess we can add that little decision to the staff’s oopsie column. But I refuse to play the tired rookies card yet again.
There is no shame in stepping down. Acknowledging that maybe a head coachs job in the NHL might not have been the right decision would be a great step from a self aware man. It is not announcing failure, it is simply setting aside pride for the good of the team, nay the game! you profess to love. I know I have a lot of nerve here to be making suggestions but…
1) Go buy interest in a struggling minors/juniors team with potential and take over the coaching reins. Everyone sees your rapport w/ the youngsters. Build a winner out of raw untapped talent, grab a Miron and then a Calder and then return with the chops to handle the highest level of the game.
2) Get a new staff. Look around the league, there are some brilliant assistants out there, some brilliant displaced coachs out there (this is definitely a business of what-have-you-done-for-me-lately). People with years of experience who have trained with the best or led the best and could teach and guide you and the team better than what you have helping you currently. Defer to their knowledge and learn. Just a couple of thoughts below:
- Yanic Perreault face off coach, hell even settle for Mike Sillinger *2 of the best face off men in the biz during their careers*. (No Panic Yanic taught Zigomanis things without even tryin and lives right here in Phoenix) feel me?
- Ulf Dahlen assistant coach… check Dallas’ record when he was there. Maybe he could be lured back from Frolunda?
- Mike Ramsey defensive assistant coach (8 years w/ Lemaire and the most stultifying defensive strategies in the NHL) sounding good?
- Either Allaire brother *if Benoit will even consider returning*, proven track records, I don’t think I can name a goalie that trained with either of them on the main stage that actually got worse during their teaching. (Fuhr? do the names Lenevue, Morris, Bryzgalov speak to you as gettin better from his teaching?)
3) Step down, reclaim your status of figurehead, owner, fan draw on a different level. Use your fame and glory to draw investors and fans through a different aspect of organizational participation.
I’ve never called for anyone’s head before. This feels wrong on so many levels. But after calling out specific players to be accountable I would be guilty of the same blind loyalty to the legend that the Coyotes and the NHL are, if I didn’t at least point out that our emporer is down to his skivvies if not completely arse out at this juncture.
Am I wrong? Please show me where I’ve erred. I am extremely open to debate at this time… truly, I WANT to be wrong.
As always… Go Coyotes!